“Hang Ten!”

Fun, from a surfer.

Not so fun, from a prison camp warden.

I was going to write a crabby letter but I ran out of crustacionery.

To be fair, the Washington Post piece is actually about all the bad analogies to Game of Thrones. Check it out for a good chuckle!

Nicéphore Niépce: I’ve invented something wonderful!

Friend: Photos, or it didn’t happen…

I was walking through a home improvement store the other day and saw a sign that read: “SMOKE ALARMS”

And, I thought, “Yes, it tends to.”

When the oldest tailor in the country died, the other tailors dedicated the day of his funeral to offering free measurement services for the poor.

It was a fitting tribute.

The log had been waiting in the woodpile for months.

When he finally made it to the fireplace, he was stoked!