So, I was recently shamed in an internet comment feed (no surprise there) for not posting “spoiler alert” before suggesting that the character Billy Bones probably didn’t really die in the first season of the Starz series Black Sails, because the show is conceived as a prequel to Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island, in which Billy Bones plays a significant role.

The book was published in the 1880s, by the way. All of the people who read the first printing have lived their entire lives and are dead now.

Spoiler alert! The name of the cook on the show, John Silver, sounds familiar for a reason! (Yes, he’s the Long John Silver who started those seafood restaurants.)

This internet crusader wanted to pretend to care enough about the show to attack someone for revealing information, but didn’t care enough to know anything about the premise of the show. And, here’s the thing about trying to shame someone for revealing something that any real fan should know: it’s essentially a lazy, ignorant person’s attempt to make someone feel bad for being smarter than them and having the audacity not to keep their mouth shut.

And, you know what I think about trying to make people apologize for not being dumb and intellectually lazy? Continue reading →

Writer’s Digest and Digital Book World conducted a survey of over 9000 authors on their preferences for traditional or self-publishing. The full results will be presented at the upcoming Digital Book World Conference, but DBW has published preliminary findings online, in a post titled “Indie Authors and Others Prefer Traditional Publishing…Slightly,” which publishing mavens have already started pontificating about.

And, as is typical, the analysis is shallow and misleading. Here’s the part the LA Times, in a piece titled “Authors prefer traditional publishers to self-publishing,” chose to focus on:

Despite the rise of self-publishing and the enthusiasm with which self-published authors celebrate its ascendance, overall, the authors surveyed are more interested in traditionally publishing their next book. The greatest preference for traditionally publishing was reported by traditionally published authors (87.2%) followed by not-yet-published authors (76.8%). Among authors who have self-published, more than half hoped to publish with traditional publishers — 53.5% of self-published authors and 57.8% of hybrid authors.

If you take a look at those numbers one layer deeper, however, you can see the real story: the continuing stigma against self-publishing among those who have never tried it. Continue reading →

Humans tend to get befuddled by inhuman scales. This is nowhere so obvious as in bad science fiction and bad science reporting. And, just bad science.

An inability to grasp the vast scales of outer space caused lots of people to mistakenly believe the Voyager spacecraft was ‘leaving the solar system’ (which likely extends out to 10 petameters) when it was, in fact, merely crossing the heliopause (about 15 to 30 terameters). In case you’re wondering, a petameter is equal to one thousand terameters; it’s quite an error in scale to mark the boundary of our star system at under 30 of a given unit when that star exerts its influence out to 10,000 of those units.

As you can guess, I’m a big fan of SI units and their remarkably efficient prefix system. I think it’s about time we started using SI, to the exclusion of alternatives whenever reasonable. (Fantasy and historical fiction writers, you’re off the hook!) Long ago, one might have made the argument that people can’t grasp the thousand-fold relationship between SI prefixes, but the enthusiasm with which consumers rode the electronic ramp-up from kilobytes to megabytes to gigabytes to terabytes proves otherwise.

People get it. SI is workable. So, how about we stop talking about how many miles it is to various celestial destinations, especially since confusion about English and SI units actually caused the complete loss of a $200M Mars mission? In fact, let’s just ditch the insane menagerie of units bandied about in astronomy, the parsecs and light-years and AUs. We have SI units to cover these scales. In fact, we have SI units to cover all scales. That’s kinda the idea!

And, anyone who talks about how many “million kilometers” it is to Jupiter or Saturn should be euthanized. “Meter” is the base unit and “kilo” means “thousand.” Are you telling us that Jupiter is eight hundred million thousand meters from the Sun? Forgive me, but that’s unforgivably dumb. If you mean “gigameter” then say it. If you think people need reminded how big “giga” is, try a  parenthetical statement or, hell … let them Google it.

Also, I understand the utility of scientific notation in calculation, but in description it is obnoxious, particularly when the description is intended for general audiences. Use the prefixes.

So… having voiced my complaint, let me get to the Rough Guide promised by the title of this rant:

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