I just need to say this real quick: You friggin’ hippies are ruining everything. Literally.
Of course, I’m referring to the recent internet explosion of debate about the incorrect usage of “literally” to mean the precise opposite of what the word really means being accepted as an alternative meaning.
Folks, this isn’t like accepting “nookyal’r” as a fair-and-balanced pronunciation for a particularly dangerous variety of WMD. This is like making “up” an accepted meaning for the word “down.” It’s like the various semantically absurd political slogans in Orwell’s 1984.
It isn’t adding to meaning of the word, it’s negating it and endangering the meaning of literally everything we do as civilized human beings.
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