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If Literature Were Furniture

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jnl-faceO genre, you contentious and poorly understood topic!

From the silly notion that “literary” fiction can’t have sex in it to the facepalm-worthy idea that novels written on cellphones constitute a new genre, we suffer a lot of bizarre delusions when it comes to the distinction between genre and quality.

Some privileged smugsters would like us to believe that literary-quality writing must have a realistic—preferably modern—setting, convey some sort of political message, and rely on the Gadsby-esque stunt of obsessively avoiding common phrases. In other words, the sort of thing that people might write who have (a) relatively little creativity, (b) lots of free time due to not needing a day job, and (c) a desire to smuggle their activist propaganda into your brain under the guise of storytelling.

Even the Hugo Awards—which one might assume would be free of this dust-up since they’re granted for science fiction—fell prey to the conflict, with the Establishment pushing a message fic propaganda paradigm and the Puppy outsiders claiming that the only thing that matters is a popular, rip-roaring story. This Puppy-like standard of quality is also quite common in the rising tsunami of self-publishing authors, for whom sales are the ultimate measure of worth.

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Four Rules for RPG Refs

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Novels, films, and stage plays are not the only story-telling media where narrative and drama are essential. Role-playing games—which were originally and ideally conceived as an open-ended alternative to win-or-lose games—work best as a sort of quasi-improvisational group theater using objective tools (dice and paper, or computer code) to maintain the integrity of the setting.

RPGs were corrupted almost immediately, however, by the same sorts of extrinsic motivations that corrupt our real lives, like wealth and power. In fact, many games we call “role-playing games” are really thinly veiled win-or-lose games, no less driven by the collection of points than a football game.

I don’t use the word “corrupted” to imply that there’s anything wrong with this sort of power-up adventure gaming. I compared it to football and I’m a football fan. Scoring points and defeating foes can be quite fun.

But, if “role-playing game” is to have any meaning, games that deserve that moniker need to be driven by playing roles, not scoring points. And playing roles has more in common with acting and writing than with sports. This is why anyone trying to run a game that is truly engaging and truly an RPG can learn a lot from the narrative and drama of novels, plays, and film.

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Five Rules for Pirates Who Want a Taste of Realism

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If you want some more realistic facts about historical sea rover’s (including the real difference between pirates, buccaneers, and filibusters) check out The Sea Rover’s Practice, written by former Navy SEAL Benerson Little.

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Yet more lies from paper book fetishists

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CodexI rant about paper fetishism a lot. This weird cult of the paper book habitually twists research into pseudoscience to slander ebooks as sleep-stealers, brain-numbers, and (ironically) out of fashion. It’s exhausting confronting these ignorant primitivists, particularly because I actually prefer paper books to ebooks. But I do not prefer them enough to lie or corrupt science in order to evangelize my preference as a universal virtue.

Paper fetishists, on the other hand, simply cannot stop lying about ebooks. Their obsessively dishonest denigration of ebooks is, to be honest, a little creepy. Of all the thinly veiled hate movements out there, this one has to be the inexplicably virulent. It’s just a book format, people.

So let’s talk about the latest anti-ebook polemic at Mic, which persists in ignorantly calling paper codices “actual books” in complete misunderstanding of the many formats books have gone through over the ages. Jon Levine continues the dumbing down of our discourse of book format by misrepresenting research to favor the dogma of paper fetishists.

Levine drags us through three categories of bullshit supposedly demonstrating the superiority of reading paper books: memory, comprehension, and empathy.

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Easing into Dystopia

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mytwocentsI love big cats, and I cannot lie. Nature has yet to devise a more gorgeous predator than the Panthera genus. Of course, it’s a one-way love affair.

Once upon a time I was watching a documentary about captive lions. The human (I forget if he was a researcher, zoo keeper, or simply tending a facility) was demonstrating how he earned the trust of a lioness by easing a standard push broom toward her. The moment she reacted negatively, he stopped and withdrew.

Tigress-LeapingThis taught her that she had control over his behavior, which boosted her confidence and calmed her down. So, each time he was able to move the broom closer to her until, finally, he was actually able to touch her.

This a great technique for creating rapport with other thinking creatures, showing them that the threat they feel from you isn’t really so bad. But it comes with pitfalls. Fortunately for this lioness, her trust was being earned for her own benefit. But, imagine if the human’s intention was not to take care of the lioness, but to poison her. Each push of the broom, each gradual boost in her trust would be another step toward her undoing.

And, this dynamic doesn’t require intention on the part of the threat. Imagine some hypothetical Neolithic wanderer finding a new type of fruit, a little spicy to the taste, and after swallowing a bite of it he worries it might make him sick. But, a few hours later, he’s fine. So, confidence boosted, he eats and survives a whole fruit, and eventually adds the fruit to his daily diet.

Only, the spicy chemical accumulates in his brain, softening the walls of his arteries until a month later he suffers a massive stroke.

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Iron Man did not say the worst thing in the Downey-Iñárritu dust-up

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hollywoodThere’s apparently a little dust-up in the film industry. Two famous talking heads butting heads over the same bullheaded elitism we see in fiction’s literary vs. genre debate. This time, the slapfest was between indie artsy director Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu and closet conservative actor Robert Downey, Jr.

Caveat: if you’ve heard of this microscandal, you may think it’s about liberalism vs. conservatism. As an aggressive independent, I can assure you that it is not. But, we’ll get to that in a moment.

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Juxtaposition Thursday – Should we fear our Robot Overlords? Or each other?

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designItem 1: It is now revealed that the train in the recent deadly derailing in Philadelphia was rolling along at twice the speed limit for that stretch of track.

Item 2: A sales exec is suing her former employer after being fired for uninstalling a GPS tracking app from her phone that allowed the company to track the movements of its sales force, 24×7, including after work hours … including how fast they drive.

Item 3: During Google’s recent on-road test of its self-driving robot cars, all of the wrecks that occurred were caused by humans driving the other cars on the road.

My readers are smart, and I’m sure you’ve already made a connections here.

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Elevator Pitch – Dove City : Open-world game as platform

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PitchGet this: One game world, dozens of games.

What is it? A single, sandbox virtual setting that is open to third-party developers for developing games, shows, or anything they like.

Working Title: Dove City

Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto franchise has hit a wall. Don’t get me wrong, I love the lavish detail of V‘s fictional state of San Andreas. And, the multi-character gameplay is incredible. And, the Heists are doing fantastically. Adverbially and financially speaking.

But, all of these things are symptoms of the fact that the franchise has hit a wall. That wall is one of scale. The open-world aspect of the game has become so remarkably broad a simulation that it overwhelms even the admittedly engaging story and characters. This is why three playable characters still feel dwarfed by the world in which they live. This is why Heists is necessary. Or … are necessary. Or whatever.

GTA has outgrown its premise for some time now—thus the tradition of extensive downloadable content (DLC)—and so have its clones and many other franchises. Some critics think all of these video game franchises should just be shut down. I’m not quite that pessimistic. I think the standard series like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Halo can be salvaged with some core tweaks. I’ve discussed how to save AC‘s seafaring trope before, but I think the satiric, modern-day, urban trope of GTA can be saved as well.

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Called it! Abrams was doing so much fan-service in Star Wars Episode VII that he had to restrain himself

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A while back, when J. J. Abrams was first tapped to direct the next Star Wars flick, I did a parody script for Episode VII based on how Abrams had rebooted the Star Trek franchise. I teased him about his incessant use of lens flaring, his debris-riddled space battles, his character role reversals, and his racial casting switcheroos, i.e., Khan Noonian Cumberbatch.

But, Into the Dark Side primarily lampooned his directorial penchant for fan-servicing references. Well, now he’s admitting that he was doing so much of this in Episode VII that he had to pull back. Called it!

It could’ve been worse. He could’ve cast Matthew Smith as Chewbacca, Jr.

 

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What separates a surprise blockbuster hit from a surprise blockbuster flop?

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hollywoodGood ol’ Christopher Pendegraft at Scriptshadow has hit on it again.

First, he takes a very clinical approach to teasing apart blockbuster successes and failures. For the successes, he rules out existing intellectual properties (“Batman and Avengers … couldn’t make less than a billion bucks if they tried.”) and stuck to the surprise hits like Guardians of the Galaxy and Life of Pi. For the failures, he looks at those that surprised the studios by flopping despite the money poured into them, like Lone Ranger and Battleship.

Then he digs into why those that worked worked and why the others didn’t.

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