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You don’t make a better story by crapping out on plot

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readingIn discussing a recent stop-gap installment in a popular fantasy series, Jim Bennet at the Deseret News offers this critique of anti-plot elitism in literary criticism:

The fact is that there are plenty of pointless, pretentious stories out there, along with snooty supporters of these stories who denigrate the people who aren’t part of the club. If someone dares to point out that the emperor has no clothes, that someone obviously isn’t smart enough to appreciate the finer things in life. You see this attitude in English departments in universities all across the country. In the mind of the professorial class, true literature consists entirely of impenetrable books that require the intervention of academia in order to make any sense of them at all. Books that people actually love to read are dismissed as juvenile, silly and a waste of time.

There may have been a time when I cared what others thought of my literary tastes. But that time has long since passed. At this stage in my life, I expect stories to include plots that are clear and compelling and characters that matter to me.

If that makes me a rube, so be it. At least with the rubes, the reading’s a whole lot better.

I would phrase it this way.

There are many ways that a story can be valuable: (a) well-written prose, (b) compelling characters or setting, (c) sophisticated ideas, (d) clear plot. Subtracting any of these subtracts from the value of the story.

a + b + c < a + b + c + d

Another reminder of why we should change that planet’s name

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Isn’t it about time we renamed that planet already? Yes, that one.
Uranus

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Could Melville House’s incessant whining about Amazon become any more unprofessional?

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The latest anti-Amazon tantrum over at Melville House has really taken spin and smug self-delusion to new heights: Continue reading

Moving to cubicles is the latest sign that traditional publishing is ass backward

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picard-face-palmBusinesses have a bad habit of backing themselves into corners. For example, the way traditional publishers backed away from their promotional responsibilities, pressuring all but a tiny bestselling minority of authors to run themselves ragged promoting their own books.1

Build a platform! Engage your audience! Brand your work! Do a marketer’s tasks instead of writing!

As it turned out, promotion was one of only a few contributions traditional publishers made to an author’s career. Once online resources (including networking between writers, editors, and cover artists) eliminated the other “middle man” contributions of publishers, there really wasn’t much of a role for traditional publishers among authors who, driven by marketing neglect, had already trained themselves to be self-promoters.

And now one of those traditional publishers, the bumbling and stumbling Hachette, is backing itself into a physical corner by adopting the cheapskate “open office plan” architecture (read: low-walled cube farm) despite the massive flaws researchers have discovered about this set-up. Continue reading

Apathy awakens toward new Star Wars title

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The title for Star Wars episode VII has been released to mixed reviews. Some initially wondered if The Force Awakens was a prank or an Onion article.

What exactly does J. J. Abrams mean? Has the Force been sleeping?

I’m beginning to wonder if my own joke title (playing on the Abrams Star Trek reboot, Into Darkness) wouldn’t have been better.

Click to read a parody plot summary!

Click to read a parody plot summary!

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My Two Cents on Disruptive Creativity

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mytwocentsHere’s a thought about harnessing “disruptive ideas.”

If you create a process to absorb and benefit from disruptive ideas, the truly disruptive ideas are not the ones you absorb, but the ones that disrupt your absorption process.

It’s like how “think outside the box” has become the new box. Creativity/disruptiveness are either there or not. You can’t institutionalize spontaneity.

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Kureishi, creative writing courses, and the pyramid

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mytwocentsI hate to keep harping on creative writing courses, because I think good writers certainly can benefit from the input of other writers. Some of the best writing comes from collaboration, and writers getting together to bounce ideas off each other has a long and honorable history.

Think the Algonquin Round Table.

I just don’t think there are enough good writers to justify the hundreds of creative writing programs out there. (An average of 20 new programs every year!) MFA alum Lev Raphael had some not-so-flattering things to say about his creative writing classmates : “Were they all good writers or even good critics of each other’s work? No.”

But, one of my more controversial takes on the academic field of creative writing is that it creates a pyramid dynamic, in which writers train other writers to be writers who train other writers, and so on, until saturation inevitably leads to market collapse.

Recently, one creative writing professor, Hanif Kureishi of Kingston University, called such programs “a waste of time” and the “the new mental hospitals,” and the commentary on it has explicitly invoked the dangers of the pyramid dynamic. Vindicated!

How about let’s stop misleading everyone into thinking they can be creative writers, if only they buy the right how-to book or take the right class. It’s a rare talent, and we should treat it that way instead of commodifying it for universal consumption.

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Engdahl, progressive theater, and Melvillean sword-points

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mytwocentsNobel judge Horace Engdahl, while echoing some of my concerns about creative writing programs, had this to say about transgressive fiction:

Engdahl slammed novels which “pretend to be transgressive”, but which are not. “One senses that the transgression is fake, strategic,” he said. “These novelists, who are often educated in European or American universities, don’t transgress anything because the limits which they have determined as being necessary to cross don’t exist.”

As fans know, I’m not a big fan of consciously transgressive art, either.

I suspect Engdahl and I might disagree about which transgressions are fake and which limits don’t really exist, or (I would qualify it) which ones exist mostly as traumatic memories rather than overwhelming current realities. But the issue he’s raising is an important one. How transgressive can institutionalized writers really be?

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Another Amazon-Hachette dispute trope that needs demolishing

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picard-face-palmAmong the raging hordes who set aside all facts and reason to bash Amazon in what I can only guess is a spooked panic about the retailer’s size (something that concerns me, too, but not to the point of losing my mind) there is a prevalent slander, which was recently repeated by Cosmin Gheorghe at the ever-flowing spring of spin that is the Huffington Post:

Amazon considers books a commodity, like cars or computers: an object that has no other inherent value, but only the value dictated by how often it is demanded or offered by the majority of us, i.e., the market.

This statement is moronic on two fronts.

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Here’s why, as a religion scholar, I don’t mind the new female Thor

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Thor-coverThere’s a lot of hoopla about Marvel’s new Thor, specifically the fact that he’s now a she. Perhaps part of the reaction is due to some recent overkill in feminizing the comic franchise, even to the point of renaming Asgard Asgardia.

All of that questionable political background aside, when it comes to Thor taking on a female form there’s really nothing to lose your cool about. That’s part of who Thor is and always has been.

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