omenclature (n.) A set of terms for things yet to be.

Sara Gruen has finally finished her celebrated Elements for Animals quadrilogy!

Book 1

Book 2

Book 3

Book 4

“I got a lot of thanking to do.” – grateful person or pensive hillbilly

Ambidexterous – “I can’t figure out if this guy is a serial killer or not.”

The Oedipal cannibal says, “Nom-mom-mom.”

Meh-phistopheles has a “devil may care” attitude.

I’m not really the kind of guy to bend over backward for the team. Unless it’s a limbo team.

“I crack myself up!”

– Suicidal porcelain doll

Appalachocalypse : When the end of the world arrives in the form of mocha-flavored hillbillies.