neïgeté – The childish belief that it’s going to snow.
Category Archives: Odd Thoughts
“Hey buddy. My eyes are up here!” – Gift Horse
Bikram Yogurt (heated to 105°F for 90 minutes) … not such a good idea.
If your fingers hurt too much to squeeze a bike horn in a dark place, you might have Harpo Tunnel Syndrome.
Placebola can kill you, just as if it were real.
When I read that Ralph Lauren was … okay, before I even got to what he was doing, I remembered that his real name is Ralph Lifshitz. I’m sure Mr. Lifshitz is a great guy, and I like his clothes alright. But that is a funny name.
But, when I read that Ralph Lifshitz Lauren was starting a children’s literacy program—which is a wonderful thing and kudos to Mr. L!—I still couldn’t help thinking that this odd thought would be a cool logo for the program:
“The word ‘pollen’ makes me think of Spanish chickens gathering in Germany.” – Language Nerd Problems
The third time’s a charm … but the fourth quark.