The carnival employee was thrilled to finally get to work the merry-go-round.
Unfortunately, it was a rotational assignment.
Category Archives: Odd Thoughts
Awful sitcom pitch:
A struggling young comic has to move back in with his non-nonsense dad, who runs a lumber yard. Working title: “Building Material”
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By the way, this would be a fantastic (as in fantastically bad) pitch to include in the film Baltimore, MD.
“Hang Ten!”
Fun, from a surfer.
Not so fun, from a prison camp warden.
I was going to write a crabby letter but I ran out of crustacionery.
To be fair, the Washington Post piece is actually about all the bad analogies to Game of Thrones. Check it out for a good chuckle!
Nicéphore Niépce: I’ve invented something wonderful!
Friend: Photos, or it didn’t happen…
I was walking through a home improvement store the other day and saw a sign that read: “SMOKE ALARMS”
And, I thought, “Yes, it tends to.”
When the oldest tailor in the country died, the other tailors dedicated the day of his funeral to offering free measurement services for the poor.
It was a fitting tribute.