The log had been waiting in the woodpile for months.
When he finally made it to the fireplace, he was stoked!
Category Archives: Odd Thoughts
Is “arsenal” as funny in the UK as “assassin” is in the US?
Option 1 – If you have multiple personalities, you’re always photo-bombing your own selfies.
Option 2 – If you have multiple personalities, you take selvesies.
“Nothing but net!”
Great in basketball. Terrible in trawler fishing.
No, a sundress is not “a woman who sunders.”
Fictional teenager with secret powers: “I wish I could just be a normal teenager!”
Real-world normal teenager: “I wish I could have secret powers!”
Magician (waving wand): Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Boy: Why?
Magician (slouching): What? Why what?
Boy: Why would you pull a rabbit out of a hat? Why would you want to?
Magician: It’s magic!
Boy: That’s kind of a dumb kind of magic.
Joke of the day:
A wormhole bar walks into a.