(To the tune of OneRepublic’s Counting Stars)
Lately, I’ve been
I’ve been losing sleep … dreaming about how wealthy we could be.
‘Cause Raymond, I’ve been
I’ve been gaming hard.
Now, no more counting toothpicks, we’ll be counting cards.
I see our luck
Going up tonight
We’ll fly up high just like a kite
In my face are flashing lights
I know you’ll pick the numbers right
A savant, that’s a trait we want
A wiz, keep it nonchalant
And let’s not let your skills be known
We don’t want your cover blown
IIIIIIIIII … am a really good driver, around in the driveway…
Eighty-two, eighty-two, eighty-two
Ten minutes to Wapner … I farted in the booth!
Lately, I’ve been
I’ve been losing sleep … dreaming about how wealthy we could be.
‘Cause Raymond, I’ve been
I’ve been gaming hard.
Now, no more counting toothpicks, we’ll be counting cards.
– co-written with Ron Gullekson