Now that director J. J. Abrams has moved on from his quasi-reboot of the Star Trek franchise to quasi-reboot the Star Wars franchise, I am inspired to speculate what his handling of the former presages for the latter.
The egregious fanservicing! The clever character role reversals! The not-so-clever race reversals! And Abrams’ signature cinematographicalistic stylings! Are you breathless yet?
So, here’s my take on what we might expect from Episode VII. (Note: If you haven’t seen the original Star Wars trilogy or Star Trek : Into Darkness, you’re probably not going to get any of this…)
